OLD ED 2

A Short Story


OLD ED 4


A Short Story

He's Baaaaaack! Not only will the organization not let Ed retire, now they want the 76-year-old to hit a mixed martial artist. An MMA fighter!


Making the assignment even more dangerous are Ed's increasing memory problems, a fed up girlfriend, a man-eating dog, and a mysterious and beautiful young woman ...


No worries, Ed can handle it. 


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Ed just can’t stay retired for long. Now he’s got a new assignment and a trainee to break in. Did we mention there’s a huge killer chimpanzee involved? So what could go wrong? Well, just about everything. 
Advance readers are saying:

“Wow!” J.B.
“Funny and moving.” L. A. 
“This one is my favorite.” K. N.
“Looking forward to Old Ed 5.” A. W
.


OLD ED 4 includes an excerpt from PARTS, Loren's new and, as one reader put it, "very creepy," short story about alien abduction.

OLD ED 3

​A Short Story

By Loren W. Christensen

OLD ED 5


A Short Story

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Everyone at the rest home knew that Ed was pleasant, caring, funny, and popular with the women there. What they didn’t know was that Ed was also a hitman, and over the past 35 years he had eradicated 71 evil men and women.

He didn’t use a firearm because he believed there was already too much gun violence in the world. No problem. Ed knew many, many highly effective ways to do his job.

He had never made a hit personal until last night, and that one didn’t go smoothly. Could it be his 76 years were catching up with him? Was it time to retire? If so, he would never admit it.

Tonight’s unexpected job, possibly his last one, couldn’t be more personal and it would be his toughest yet.


   

OLD ED

A Short Story

Months have passed since the messy Seattle zoo hit. Ed and Pearl have grown comfortable in their friendship and to his chagrin, another birthday has come and gone.

A new job in a hallowed place will test Ed's ingenuity with two horrific weapons and Pearl's new and improved deadly skills. So great is the challenge that Pearl will question her desire to continue as a hit woman and Ed will finally admit to himself why he will never stop.  

OLD ED 5 includes an excerpt from PARTS, Loren's new and, as one reader put it "very 
creepy," short story about alien abduction.

After a bloody 76th birthday week, Ed listens to his beloved Florence’s advice and takes her to Maui for three months to celebrate his retirement. But two days before they return to Portland, he takes another job, this one a 400-pound beast of a man. 

Back in Portland only one day, their world is suddenly turned upside down and Ed is forced to ignore his personal rule: Never, ever let it get personal. 

This time—it’s no more mister nice guy.

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What readers are saying


"Wonderful!" J.B.


"I couldn't stop reading."  L.P.


"I can't wait for OLD ED 2 " W.D.


"Great, as usual. Keep them coming." G.H.



Publisher: LWC Books

ASIN: B01KALL502

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What readers are saying:


"I really like the first Old Ed, and I like Old Ed 2, even better!" 

"Old Ed 2" is just as short and sweet (and by "sweet" I mean "brutal") as the first book and I can't wait for the third!" 

"Funny, gripping and edgy." 

"A riveting read packed with fantastic characters, taut action, and excellent dialogue."

Publisher: LWC Books

ASIN: B01H996A8A

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